There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I could fuck to npr.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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