My room smells like vodka and shame
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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