hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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