She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
We're too hungover to prance.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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