its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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