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She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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