hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
