He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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