No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Randomize
