David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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