I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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