It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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