sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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