I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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