my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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