Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
the raccoons are back...
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