I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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