You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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