I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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