Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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