She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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