so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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