But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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