Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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