i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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