yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I licked your asshole in confidence.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Randomize
