Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I have grass duct taped all over my body
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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