We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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