What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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