You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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