Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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