I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
