i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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