just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I can't turn off my feet"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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