just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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