Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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