It's just like the Real World with babies
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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