im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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