two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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