Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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