A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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