Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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