Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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