His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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