Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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