Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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