i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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