You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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