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After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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