Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So much Jack, so little girl.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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